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Backstory

once upon a time there lived a little boy named Neil Cicierega. he was a good boy with a love for lemons. like the fruit you monster. so one day he decided to bring a lemon to life. so he did that. unfortunately it turned into a squirrel. this made him so angsty that he decided to form the band lemon demon, based on his hatred for lemons. they still talk though.

so anyway lemon man looked into the mirror and saw lemons. so he named himself lemon man. because he was a lemon man. he decided to go to the park into the trees in search of more lemon friends. however there were only squirrels. what the heck. they're names were andie and Jason, andie's ex boyfriend. they beat him to a pulp upon seeing his ugly lemon face. this made him so sad that he went back to his father and told him all about his struggles. therefore lemon demon was inspired to create the song "as your father i expressly forbid it". it's really good you should listen to it.

however, lemon man was a little meanie and went back to the park anyways. there he found a lemon and decided to enact his revenge. he broke it in half and used it to disintegrate Jason and andie. however he saw how hot Angie was and decided to revive her. wait her name was andie whatever

so he revived her but she beat him up again. so he left forever. waiting to strike. he will return in the nut job 5: lemon man's revenge. i know this because my dad's brother's uncle's sister's uncle's aunt's grandma's son's daughter's dog's best friend's owner's hairdresser is working on the movie.

thanks 4 reading! leave ur com[elements in the comments but no criticism i know what im doing lol ^-^

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